February 23, 2018 by Patrick Starks
Man: Hi, How are you? My name is Ade and I love Pringles; in a bundle, or even single.
Woman: Exactly, single. Get a life or something, go out and mingle.
Man: What if I shared a Pringle, or two? Would my point then get across to you?
Woman: Never! Not if you love pringles, not if you shared a Pringle, or two. Pringle shmingle, heavens! Just go out and mingle you fool.
Man: Would you eat them with a ham and cheese? I think they make them at Applebee’s.
Woman: Never, not ever. Not if you love pringles, not if you shared a Pringle or two, not even if I had a ham in cheese, that was made from Applebee’s. But please, just put down the pringles, your single, just go out and mingle tool!
Man: Would eat them on a pizza, my Mona Lisa? You must love Pringles… do have amnesia?
Woman: Never, not ever, you think your clever, but I am no fool, nor tool, I know better.
Man: So does that mean you will join me on this crunchy adventure?
Woman: Never, not ever, no matter how clever. Not with a pizza, I’m not your Mona Lisa, and I surely do not have amnesia.
Man: Then would eat them with a beer my dear? And I know it’s weird, but do you think I should grow out my beard?
Woman: No, no, no, not ever! Not if you love Pringles, not if you shared a Pringle or two, not even if I had a ham and cheese, that was made from Applebee’s; not if I had a Pizza, I’m not your Mona Lisa, and I surely do not have amnesia; not with beer, I am not your dear, but it wouldn’t be bad if you grew out your beard. Ugh… Just put down the Pringles, your single you fool! Did your mother drop on your head a tool?
Man: So if I grow out my beard, you will have a Pringle?
Woman: My god, your such a creep, you make my skin tingle.
Man: Okay last one.
Woman: No, no, no, we are done.
Man: Would you eat them at Disneyland, where you could meet Mickey? And whats that on your neck? Is that a hicky?
Woman: I beg your pardon, but that’s none of your business, and besides, I’m single.
Man: Then why talk to me? You don’t need a Pringle, your single, Mickey hickey! Just go out and mingle, you… you ghoul.
Woman: That’s it! Give me those Pringles! Mhmmm! Are you happy now! Were on a crunchy adventure!
Man: I knew you loved Pringles, look at you, your eyes even twinkle. Should we go to the park and finish them, and watch the dogs bark, as we eat M&M’s?
Woman: Wait… Are you asking me on a date?
Old Woman: Clearly child, is there any reason to debate?
Man: The ol… I mean, the young lady is right.
Old Woman: Mhmm…
Man: How could I not ask, your such a beautiful sight.
Woman: B-but I ate all the Pringles?
Man: Pringle shmingle, my Mona Lisa, you and I; are single. But before we go, really, whats that on your neck?
Woman: It was years ago, from a car wreck.
Man and old Woman: My god, what happened?
Woman: Got hit by a Pringle truck, and the seat belt around my neck was fastened.